Ordering Beer in Russian (phonetic)

I'm thirsty. Where can I get a good beer?	Ya khochu pit'. Gdye mogu poluchit' khorosheye piva?
Is there a pub nearby?	Izdaniye ryadom?
I'd like a beer, please.	Prinyesitye, pozhaluysta, piva.
...a pint of ale...	...pinta elya...
...a half pint of ale...	...polovinnaya pinta elya...
...hops, malt, barley...	...xhmeli, solod, yachmyen'...
Cheers!	Za vashe zdorov'ye!
Hey, I love you guys! I'll buy you another beer!	nu, ya vas vsyekh lublyu; ya kuplyu vam yeshcho piva!
Will you phone for a taxi for me?	Vwee pozvonitye po telefonu dlya taksomotora dlya menya?
Quick! Where's the restroom?	Bistro! Gdye twaleti?