THE MARMITE PAPERS
How the
Marmite Theory
of Migratory Evolution
was stumbled upon

SYNOPSIS:
In an environment where the MTME is in effect, no moveable item, when moved from its current position of gravitational rest, will ever be returned to its immediately previous position unless it happens to be the only true constant, which is a jar of Marmite.

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to read the papers

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While you're stranded at home or at the office waiting for your car keys to migrate back to a convenient dimension, check out some of my friends' websites, as well as those of a few associates:

Paul Cantrell
Photography

The Roger Wayland Project Gallery
Surfboard designs by a late friend