THE MARMITE PAPERS
How the
Marmite Theory
of Migratory Evolution
was stumbled upon


SYNOPSIS:
In an environment where the MTME is in effect, no moveable item, when moved from its current position of gravitational rest, will ever be returned to its immediately previous position unless it happens to be the only true constant, which is a jar of Marmite.


CLICK HERE
to read the papers



To see the Marmite Theory in action
rub your mouse over the jar above





While you're stranded at home or at the office waiting for your car keys to migrate back to a convenient dimension, check out some of my friends' websites:
Mistah Rick's Place
Travel essays, cat photos, art cars, etc. 		The Lost Pedestrian
In which an itinerant observer of traffic patterns tries to figure out how to cross the street, and other musings and murmurings on the minutia of daily existence 		William Wertz
Glass sculpture
The Roger Wayland Project Gallery
Surfboard designs by my late friend 		The Big Heat
"The Biggest Sound You'll Ever Hear" - red hot big band rhythm and jump blues from Sheffield, with RealAudio sound clips 		lazybeat metajoint
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